[WORLD ONE] SPEED DATING EXTRAVAGANZA

[spellbindmods]

Who: Participating coven members
Where: The Palai marketplace
When: Day 49
Open/Closed: OTA

[ Any and all who are in the marketplace will find that there is suddenly a mysterious barrier around the marketplace (that may be eerily familiar to some) -- specifically one large portion of the marketplace with a large number of tables and chairs, perhaps purposefully set out for nefarious reasons.

A few Palai are ushering coven members to chairs, and everything seems about normal. As normal as the Palai can be when they're putting on a show anyway. It's not until a sizable portion of the coven members are seated (and also supplied with breadsticks and small shrimp), that things get a bit more bizarre.

Thanks to the power of the Eltos, a small band of energy keeps coven members stuck to the chair (magic can interfere, of course), but that's not the end of it. On each table, next to those delicious smelling breadsticks and shrimp, is a bowl of scraps of papers. Every five minutes, a strip of paper will pop out from the bowl.

If you ask the Palai, they'll be inclined to explain speed dating to you. Asking questions, getting to know a person, then being shimmied off to the next potential mate -- this is made possible by Elto magic yet again, through flying chairs that transport their holder to a new table at standard intervals.

The Palai are extremely invested in this exercise? Will you let them down? ]

[ OOC: In the spirit of speed dating, each character will have a top level. All who want to respond to this top level can with questions from this post, but the threads have to end at 10 comments from each character. After this last tag, the characters can be assumed to have been whisked to a different potential match. You're free to have characters make up their own questions, interact with Palai serving food, etc. ]

Comments

[splinten]

It's a turn of phrase. [He literally would have said 'man' here but decided that was a bit much.] 'Bro, dude, man.' They're gender neutral in the linguistic register developed out of late twentieth century street and rap culture, which was inevitably popularized through an unsettling mix of the genuinely revolutionary linguistic structures of marginalized groups gone main stream and, for some fucked up reason, California surfer dudes. Point Break is basically a blight on the world, but it elaborates on the point that such terms aren't meant literally but signify the attitude of the speaker and his or her particular attitude or relationship with the interlocutor, regardless of gender identity. It's simply the language of a cool dude having a chill time.

[Sometimes, Dirk talks in vernacular. Sometimes he talks like an academic text. Often he does both.]

If you genuinely hate it as a form of address, I'll step off the linguistic shenanigans and substitute for other vocatives.

sorry for late reply, computer broke :( 1/????

[drizzle]

[.....WHAT!?]

2/???? also good job in kinda breaking her brain

[drizzle]

[No, seriously, just what is all this nonsense?]

3/???

[drizzle]

[What do you mean by rap culture? Main steam? California surfer dudes? Just what is all this!?]

4/7

[drizzle]

[Her brain was hurting by just this long ramble of information she didn't really get. What is this guy even saying to her????]

5/7

[drizzle]

[DEEP BREATH. EXHALE. DEEP BREATH. EXHALE. DEEEEEEP BREATH.]

oops i mean 6/6, not 7.

[drizzle]

Okay. I'm okay. Relax. I'm sure he didn't mean to throw so much jargon at you.

[There will be some glaring from her side. So much judgement glares!]

Do whatever you like. Just warn me of these linguist-whatever-you-call-it-that-sounds-like-made-up-words.....b-bro.

[WHY DID IT FEEL SO UNNATURAL TO SAY BACK!?]

scream

[splinten]

[Dirk treats it as if it is perfectly naturally, and not as if he is deeply amused by her effort to pick it up.]

Sure. The basic ones are 'bro,' 'man,' and 'dude.' They're occasionally combined with other words or even each other.

surprise?? xD;

[drizzle]

Bro? Man? Dude?

[Somehow, she recognizes one out of the three of those linguistics.]

I think I've used "man" before, but mainly as a way to complain. Like "oh man" or just "man".

[Which her royal tutors pull her ears over whenever she says it because a queen should never speak like a commoner. But there's no one to stop her, so.]

Dude sounds weird though. It makes it sound like I am referring to you as poop or something.

[splinten]

[He is DEEPLY amused by her assessment of dude, and there's a flicker of it at the corner of his eyes. Which are hidden by shades. Dammit, Dirk.]

Hey, if that's how it sounds to you. I'm not one to undermine linguistic shifts courtesy of an idiolect. You can call me a dude when you think I'm being a piece of shit.

[drizzle]

[There will be another pause after listening to him say everything that he just said. What is his deal in trying to sound so much smarter than her? Why does it feel like he is calling her an idiot? All she can say is.]

....dude.....?

[Which actually means "you got a deal, bro".]

[splinten]

[Ha. Ha ha. Holy shit.

Dirk doesn't laugh, exactly, but he sure as fuck smiles.]

You've got it.

[SHE IS. HILARIOUS]