[CLOSED] HYVÄÄ SYNTYMÄPÄIVÄÄ!!

[enflame]

Who: Lalli, Emil, Akira, Dirk, Jude, Ruby, whoever they want to bring, and Lisko!!!
Where: The garden on the recreation floor of the Shehui apartment building everyone’s in.
When: Dec 2nd OOC
Open/Closed: Closed to invited guests

( Hello, beloved and invited guest! Actually, you likely aren’t beloved and maybe aren’t even directly invited. Anyway! Welcome to the birthday party of the age: Lalli Saku Hotakainen who maybe possibly turned 20 sometime...now...soon? Yeah.

His birthday party reflects how unsure the party planner is of the recipient’s actual birthdate. Some parts of the party have obviously been thought out — for instance, there are three birthday cakes (1, 2, 3) and several gifts already present when you arrive. The chairs and decorations, however, are somewhat mismatched and novice in presentation. You might have enough seats for yourself and your guest, and you may or may not get tangled in some haphazard streamers that are lackadaisically slung in trees. It’s a toss up. At least there are ample plates and about five meat and vegetable snack trays.

It’s a very obviously non-traditional festivity. Also there’s a big lizard there. Have fun. )

Comments

[lalliho]

[may the circle be unbroken]

Mmn.

[…There's not too much to add to it all, really. Being here is sad, being home will be sad. Wherever he is a year from now, things will be bleak. Instead, he slides his hands underneath Lisko's arms and lifts them. Which is a struggle.]

Are you supposed to do birthdays by year? You grow so much faster, you weird lizard...

[enflame]

( Oh my god...baby's first birthday. The idea is already making Emil soft, which thank goodness. He was tired of being moody for those 30 seconds. On the opposite end of the spectrum, Lisko stares at Lalli blanksy while kicking their legs back and forth. Caught in Night Dad's clutches!! )

I'm not sure. It seems like a waste to wait so long when they become adults in six months. Should that be a birthday a month...? ( He'll do it, you just watch him. )

[lalliho]

No, that's too much... Unless they get one of those tiny cakes instead of three normal ones. Do they have people they like...?

[Listen, he can't handle doing this once a month, whether his lizard baby is friendless or not. He'll stick his tongue out at Lisko, though. Blehhhh, lizardface.]

Maybe they need a birthday, though. Shouldn't they be...older?

[their baby is a baby]

[enflame]

...Us? ( Those are the only friends of Lisko he can think of. This baby needs to get out more. ) Maybe we can give them a birthday when they can talk more.

( Even though that seems like such an ordeal...they don't know a lot of words, anyway. Their baby!!! Their talent at talking is showcased by the string of gurgles that they voice in protest of Lalli's tongue. ) Sometimes it's strange to see how alike you two are.

[lalliho]

[abruptly stops sticking his tongue out.]

Hey!

[He's not a lizard toddler!!]

[enflame]

( Uh remember when you compared Emil to that same lizard toddler? )

What? It's true! It's not a bad thing. ( what does it say about him that his bf acts like a baby alien lizard...... )

[lalliho]

[Yeah, but when Lalli said it, he was right. Obviously!!]

Fine. Tell me how it's a good thing. Right now.

[enflame]

Well, I like you and I also like Lisko. That's good enough, right?

( That's not really an explanation but at least he didn't compare him to something he didn't like?????? )

[lalliho]

[oh my god -- ]

Pfft. That's stupid.

[He has to let Lisko back down into his lap so he can find some stray frosting and push it into Emil's face.]

[enflame]

( Oof! Oh well, he could have worse shoved on his face. Emil gives him a vaguely nasty look before hesitantly reaching a hand up to remove some frosting from his face and taking it to his mouth. No judgement zone, please. )

Things like that are why you're so alike. ( As evident by the fact that Lisko is trying to smear and lick away whatever frosting they have left on their face. They want to cake wap someone too, but it's too delicious!!! )

[lalliho]

[Lalli snorts softly, too amused by the indignant look to give a proper response, and too deeply contented by all of this...everything Emil has done that he doesn't spend time thinking before he leans in and licks off the remaining, sticky smudge from the other young man's face. Lizardy indeed.]

[enflame]

( oh my fucking god you FUCK

Lalli comes closer to him and Emil gives him a raised eyebrow before he realizes he's not just going to be stared at or maybe headbutted?? Licked -- nah, never would have thought of that one. Your gay is his gross. )

Why did you just lick me? Go get some back if you want some so badly! ( YOU REALLY ARE A LIZRD BOY!!!! if this was done to prove a point, jesus h )

[lalliho]

[This time, his laugh is unbridled, if soft. It's got kind of an odd scratchy quality layered in, like a machine stuttering up after years of disuse, but it doesn't do much to diminish the sincerity in both it and his smile.]

I was helping.

[He was having a good time.]

[enflame]

( Weirdo!! Emil makes sure that there's no more cake on his face before rubbing his own frosting-smeared hand on Lalli's cheek. More cake for you, gross boy!! )

Helping like Lisko, see! You really are just alike. ( They're about to start a family-wide cake war. ) How would you like it if someone licked your face?

[lalliho]

[He laughs again, but in a surprised yelp sort of way. Why!! He doesn't deserve this!!! (He does, he knows it.) Here, Lisko, he'll helpfully lean in so you can clean him up.]

That's different. You're different! I'm allowed because you like me.

[enflame]

( Oh, this is perfect for his counter-attack scheme. The scheme he doesn't actually scheme because it requires him to be entirely uninhibited because he wouldn't fuckin LICK Lalli without doing it mindlessly, but he's mindless right now and totally reactionary. He's goin' in, he's gonna do it. Be prepared to be LICKED you fucking LOSER!!!!

EXCEPT LALLI IS THE ONE WHO IS ENLIGHTENED because of course Lisko is on that shit IMMEDIATELY. Emil's tongue makes contact with Lalli's face at the exact moment Lisko's long lizard tongue goes in to slurp up that fucking frosting.

oh my god OH MY GOD HE'S PULLING BACK SO FAST, HIS TONGUE TOUCHED A FUCKING LIZARD TONGUE, THE DISGUSTED SOUNDS HE'S MAKING RIGHT NOW.

Meanwhile Lisko is just licking away, not giving a single shit. This cake is theirs for the taking, Day Dad. who's the loser now, bitch )

[lalliho]

[EXCUSE HIM WHILE HE FUCKING BURIES HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS TO MUFFLE THE INTENSE DESIRE TO SCREECH RISING UP IN HIS LUNGS, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!!! Gods, this is funny but also mortifying both for his own sake and for the overwhelming feeling of secondhand embarrassment. Emil........!]

I can't -- [PFHAHA no okay he's got it under control] -- believe you!

[enflame]

( SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU FUCK )

You did this! This is all your fault!

( he's fucking SPITTING thank god they're in a garden so it's not as gross. Blech, Lisko spit...he's not keen on that being in his mouth because IT NEVER SHOULD BE, THAT'S HIS CHILD!!!! A LIZARD CHILD AT THAT!!!

Lisko grows irritated at Lalli's sudden covered face. No fair, he was supposed to lick all that frosting off! What on earth are their stupid dads doing. )

[lalliho]

I'm s-sorry!

[It was SO FUCKIN' WORTH IT. Okay okay, let him...calm down and breathe. Okay. Phew.]

Mmn. Come on, let's get you cake and a drink.

[enflame]

( I'm glad Emil mortifying them both is so funny to you, Lalli!!! Emil rubs at his mouth, not even having time to think about how he just licked his friend's face. Thank goodness for the little things, I guess... )

Fine. Good. ( Standing up, he gives Lisko A Look. It's not your fault baby, but he never wanted to know how your tongue felt anywhere near his own. Indirect lizard Frenching...disgusting. ) And then you can wipe off your face with something that's not a tongue.

( like your own wasn't trying, you pos )

[lalliho]

Mm? You didn't want to try again?

[yeah sorry, he's a shit and not going to let you get away with it, since he believes you're now too CHICKEN]

[enflame]

Do you want me to lick you?

( He's not serious but also is because like........are you into that kind of thing, dude???? Lisko stands on their hind legs, ready to follow dads wherever they go, licking or not. )

[lalliho]

[wait, now this is starting to backfire.]

Of course not, weirdo. Why would I want you to lick me?

[enflame]

( Too late, your hidden desires are coming to light. My name is Lalli and I LIKE DUDES TO LICK ME!!! )

I'm not -- nevermind! The only thing I'll be licking is my cake plate. ( He's learned his lesson. His tongue will stay in his mouth and not touch any human ever again. ) Except Lisko -- you don't need anymore cake, I'm sure.

( they may or may not have whispered fuck to themselves )

[lalliho]

[well, I mean, maybe someday, but]

Yes. That sounds good.

[No one licking anyone and Lisko not eating cake... Also Lalli may or may not have caught that word Lisko may or may not have said and hisses at them to distract.]