stop enabling me guys

[girasole]

Who: Various and sundry people. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Where: A park. Jamahz Grounds, located on the corner of look behind you a distraction.
When: The day in which fish start falling from the sky.
Open/Closed: Open. We're rolling threadjacking (assuming the people involved are okay with this: double check with them) mingle log style. Because I'm not going to organize a 6+ person thread otherwise. Because no. So pretty much there's a bunch of scenery porn here, and then go top level with whatever you want.

[Behold Jamahz Grounds. It's large. It's scenic. It's conveniently located. A bunch of coven members are there, perhaps because they realized that there's safety in numbers...more specifically in multiples of three.

And it wasn't a bad park. At the moment there was a theater group that was putting on a production of Waiting for Poldot, which consisted of an Alias and a Lynas waiting for their Eltos buddy who was apparently running late. Besides that, the sun was shining, if there were birds they'd be singing...overall a pretty nice day.

The lead actor of Waiting for Poldot was just talking about maybe going to get a cookie (the central conflict of this: do they wait or do they get a cookie and come back) when he was nearly hit by a decapitated shark that slammed into the ground and lay there twitching.]

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[cadventuretime]

[She has the giggles but continues with the biggest grin on her face.]

Haha, that's a good one! I'll have to remember that sometime, though I doubt it'd mean as much coming from me.

[She side glances him one last time, her smile becoming almost genuinely warm.]

You know, I don't think you even know my name. So why don't we start there, hm?

My name's Rottytops. And just because it looks like you might need the example I'll just go ahead and ask.

What's your name, snack cake?

[splinten]

It's almost like you think I'm socially inept or something.

[The irony is that he is and they both know it. It seems Dirk is actually relaxing a bit.]

Dirk Strider. Snack cake better be a reference to my sweet grey matter.

[cadventuretime]

I knew a boy who couldn't tell the difference, once.

[She licks her lips at that. Did she eat him? WELL DID SHE?]

[She's not tellin'.]

[She also grins at the social ineptness. But that's okay, she's had to work with less before.]

You know, if we're going to prepare shark, we should make a pit and heat up sticks and stones and junk, let that burn up a bit, wrap the shark up in something, and toss some of that hot junk on top of the shark. It takes a little longer, but it comes out pretty good.

And we can even use some of that Palai juice to season it with!!

[splinten]

I'll consider him the forerunner of my tragic fate.

[Is it being eaten? Or is it being called a sweet treat?]

I've never tried cooking like that. I can go back for seasoning while you get the pit ready.

[cadventuretime]

[She tugged his sleeve.]

Not without helping me dig the pit you're not~!

Its definitely a two-person job. And back when me and my brothers did this, they'd be doing most of the digging.

[She pauses a moment.] And now you know about my brothers.

[splinten]

[His eyebrows raise above his shades.]

Holy shit. I've discovered the secret sibling backstory. Next I'm going to unlock your favourite types of music.

[cadventuretime]

Nope!

[Griiiin.]

Now you're going to tell me a bit about your family.

[She'll make this an even exchange if she has to force him into it.]

[splinten]

[This, unfortunately, immediately compels him to batten down the metaphorical hatches. He loves his Bro, but the way Dave has been with him has made him wary of bringing up anything family related. It's impossible to get past the simple fact that Dave treats him like he'd be happier if Dirk just didn't exist.]

It all started when my mom was pregnant with me and couldn't get anyone to let her in. She travelled from house to house, but we were poor-ass carpenters, and only this manger with a donkey and some other animals would let her in.

[cadventuretime]

[She knows that's a lie. But there's only one way that she would call him out on that.]

Really?

["Blind trust."]

[splinten]

Really. And that's when the three wise men who'd travelled afar came.

[cadventuretime]

...

You could just change the subject, you know.

And just when I thought we were bonding~

[splinten]

It's like you don't believe me about the old kings bearing gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.

[cadventuretime]

[Nope!]

Nope!