stop enabling me guys

[girasole]

Who: Various and sundry people. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Where: A park. Jamahz Grounds, located on the corner of look behind you a distraction.
When: The day in which fish start falling from the sky.
Open/Closed: Open. We're rolling threadjacking (assuming the people involved are okay with this: double check with them) mingle log style. Because I'm not going to organize a 6+ person thread otherwise. Because no. So pretty much there's a bunch of scenery porn here, and then go top level with whatever you want.

[Behold Jamahz Grounds. It's large. It's scenic. It's conveniently located. A bunch of coven members are there, perhaps because they realized that there's safety in numbers...more specifically in multiples of three.

And it wasn't a bad park. At the moment there was a theater group that was putting on a production of Waiting for Poldot, which consisted of an Alias and a Lynas waiting for their Eltos buddy who was apparently running late. Besides that, the sun was shining, if there were birds they'd be singing...overall a pretty nice day.

The lead actor of Waiting for Poldot was just talking about maybe going to get a cookie (the central conflict of this: do they wait or do they get a cookie and come back) when he was nearly hit by a decapitated shark that slammed into the ground and lay there twitching.]

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[actus]

[ UHM.

he wants to know how the play ends. the shark that just fell from the heavens really cut that play short. it was a real nail-biter and akira hadn't read what it was based loosely off from his own world before. would they wait? would they get that cookie? clearly it was a pressing matter.

... a giant, decapitated shark is also kind of important, though. that's -- not normal, is it? ]

Hey. [ he's turning to you! ] That's ... Something's kind of fishy about that. What do you think?

[ he's sorry. especially because his fingers are catching on fire because of the joke. ]

'k. ~destiny~

[girasole]

It's obviously not part of the play. [Obviously, given the screaming that just started from the Lynas. It wasn't even distressed screaming so much as a high pitched scream of intense confusion. And even if the play was incredibly banal and part of Caesar wanted to gnaw off his leg to leave, it beat a lot of other things and it was strangely...compelling, in a way.] I think that maybe we need to have a talk with the others later and find out if any of us were responsible for that.

[Because would you be really surprised if someone had a 'decapitate shark and throw it at Palai power'?]

goes wild and does whatever

[parodeity]

I mean, it could be part of the play. Maybe they're workin' on 3d special effects but did not get the memo that doesn't involve throwin' decapitated fish at people.

[ ...

it sounds reasonable to him even though he meant it as a joke? ]

chaos is great

[actus]

It really adds to the realness of it.

[ what is this peanut gallery observation. should someone start helping out moving the shark??? ]

... Pretty sure that counts as animal cruelty, though.

[girasole]

[...no? It might be the gallant thing to do and all, but that Lynas is still screaming and in that confused way. Less, "AAH!" And more, "AAH?" (It seems like even the actors don't know if this is part of the show or not.)]

...perhaps the shark is Poldot?

[No, not really, but that's the first thing that came to mind. Because he ain't going anywhere near that clusterfuck developing over there.] It's a twist ending; we thought he was a Palai. He was a shark all along.

[parodeity]

A dead shark. Or maybe this is his way of sayin' he don't want to come?

[ to this romantic meetup or platonic meet up dave can't reallt Get how the palai work???? ]

More importantly what kinda warning is it? It's more of a fuck you, I guess.

[actus]

I think it kinda defeats their idea of unity. Maybe it's a protest piece?

[ what are these three idiots even talking about anymore? ]

[girasole]

[Look! Palai culture is complicated! It's not like any of the Palai walked up to go, "Hey, this isn't supposed to happen. Could you help us clean up?" Look at the Alias lead actor. Look at him. He's taking a deep breath, and, in the spirit of acting is trying to improvise a monologue because the show must go on. The monologue is comparing the shark to the cookie.]

It could be experimental. One of us could have given them the idea.

[parodeity]

...really hopin' not just 'cause that ain't the type of dude I wanna share a domicile with. But yo, look at that skill - now that's acting, we can only hope our movie views half as good?

[ u go palai dude u go ]

In terms of protest pieces it's like effective in one direction but not lasting maybe?

[actus]

As lasting as the dead carcass, maybe.

[ wow? either way, akira shakes his head and kind of just cocks his head to the side, arms folding to his chest watching the actors. this must be part of the act? maybe the whole piece of improv? ]

Still, a shark isn't anything like a cookie. It's not really edible. 2/10.

[girasole]

Give him some credit. He was given a script...maybe. [...] Probably not. But look at that passion! [...] I...think it's passion, at least. It might be intense confusion. I really don't know what it is anymore, but, given the play up until now I'm considering that a blessing.

[The lady is taking some deep breaths- and apparently agrees with everyone because she's questioning how a shark is like a cookie. Suddenly: conflict.]

ota

[splinten]

[Huh. Well, okay.]

So.

[Hm.]

You think they'll let us grab it for a shark dinner?

[He can cook shark.]

[parodeity]

I'll admit that conflict doesn't seem to really gel with their society. I don't know if I mind? [ kind of nice to hang with people who don't have bigger problems than who ate the lettuce, honestly...even if it isn't quite the truth. ] But I'm with the dude on this one, technically a shark head is edible and therefore like a cookie like that? It just wouldn't taste great. Which ain't a requirement for bein' edible.

[actus]

I guess. [ akira isn't convinced. he doesn't exactly eat seafood in the first place (besides sushi) so he can't really speak to the deliciousness of a shark. ] But what does that mean for the play? If the reason they were going to leave is the cookie, and the shark is the cookie, then won't they just be waiting forever?

[girasole]

It could be a way of...I don't know. Maybe it's to have them actually confront the fact that their friend is late? After all, you could argue that the cookie was an excuse: the real conflict is...was if they were waiting for their friend [...maybe.] any longer or leaving.

[...] I say was because I think they're just arguing about if a shark is a cookie or not. Are we sure somebody doesn't have the ability to summon seafood and just didn't tell the rest of us?

[parodeity]

I mean, Lenka summons fridges so we can't rule it out. Hey, maybe he summoned a fridge up in the sky with, uh, the rest of the shark? I mean I GUESS there are more logical if disturbin' answers but they are just so much less fun?

[ evil mermaids WHO ]

...man they're really into this cookie debate. What if we throw a cookie up there?

[actus]

[ ... fridges. what? he did not hear about this power yet. anyway, more importantly - ]

Let's do it. You can draw one, right? I want to see the drama that adds.

[ it's all in deadpan. ]

[girasole]

[He's on the cusp of noting those logical if but disturbing answers and actually saying what they are, then decides that he doesn't actually want to talk about it - it's such a nice day - and speaking of powers people haven't heard about...]

Can you? [Is he getting the implication right?] You're telling me you can draw a cookie right now and throw it onto the stage?

[parodeity]

Yeah? S'my power. [ he pulls a pen out of his pocket. his friends helped him make it, and he clicks down one of the colors and - yep. light drawing in the air out of the tip. ] I think I'm best at drawin' chocolate chip so far...

[ SO. HE WILL DRAW A FEW TO TOSS AT THE ACTORS? HELPFULLY?

and will offer some to the others to throw.

it doesn't take dave long to draw the (...lumpy) cookies, and when he closes the lines, they simply appear. neat! ]

[actus]

[ this is far better than throwing eggs on stage. this is delicious and relevant! ]

Ah... these look better than the last batch.

[ it's a compliment he promises! he happily takes one and nods at the crew. on your mark, he'll be ready for synchronized cookie-tossing. ]

[cadventuretime]

You have to ask? Grab it before somebody else does!

ota

[liveinskin]

...Is... is that part of the play?! [she doesn't get it. she just turns over to someone, a little frantic.] Why would they introduce a decapitated shark so suddenly in the third act!

[splinten]

The acting troupe should technically have first shot.

[Like, morally speaking?]

It doesn't have a brain for you.

[cadventuretime]

[Morals shmorals. Those are for saints, would-be heroes, and politicians who are going to back out on them the moment its convenient~]

Oh yeah? The lead actor seems pretty upset to me. If we hurry and say that we're going to just dispose of it and tell them some quick story of how we'll find out what is causing this, they'd be more than happy to part with it.

[She's done this before.]

And it doesn't need to have a brain. Shark filet sounds delicious right now.

[tropism]

I've never tried shark. And now seems to be the best time for it.

How do you plan to cook it?

[ he's only heard of dimsum. but what else can you do with a shark? in any case, it smells terrible in here, and giorno makes a face as he glances around. ] Disgusting. Waste of food, too. I wonder what's going on up there.