[OPENING] magical training log

[spellslash]

Who: Brie, whichever newbies want to show up.
Where: The beach.
When: Day 4
Open/Closed: OTA

[It's about noon on the island, based on the position of the sun. The newbies have had a few days to settle in, but that doesn't mean they've fully mastered their newfound abilities.

As much stock as Genette puts into telepathy, Brie is more concerned about their other newfound gifts. She's aggressively tried to wrangle as many newbies as possible onto the sandy shores of the beachfront area for some magic practice.

She's got a list of everyone's magic -- only a few vague notes, limitations are for you to discover -- and she's handing out missions for magic training. If you want to participate? Feel free. If you don't? Suit yourself.

But understanding your magic isn't just an activity that benefits the group. Learning your magic's abilities may be what stands between you and survival, which is something she makes perfectly clear.]

Comments

[parodeity]

They aren't all shitty, fuck you. [ yeah they were. bro didn't believe in arming the opposition well? ] But yeah, I got limits. I have to know how shit works or what it does to really do it well. Like...I know what a plane looks like? But I am not fully informed on how the fuck they do what they do, so I think any plane I drew would just be a figurine, unless it were remote controlled which I am a little more sure of?

[windeity]

[Yeah all he's getting out of that is:]

Does that mean you'll draw me a remote controlled plane sometime? That would actually be kind of fun to have around.

[parodeity]

...Maybe I'll draw your easily-distracted ass a kite.

[windeity]

A kite isn't as cool as an airplane though. But we could make it one of those neat ones shaped like jellyfish. [Easily distracted sure is the right word.]

[parodeity]

One that lights up maybe? [ an amused snort. SO EASILY DISTRACTED. ]

[windeity]

That would be pretty cool, yes. Maybe I can fuse it with the Christmas lights or something. Maybe we will flag down more space worms or aliens or something.

[parodeity]

You mean the space worms that induce drugged stoner status?

[windeity]

Even if they are stoner worms we should probably try to learn more about them. Especially if it will tell us more about the island by observing them.

[parodeity]

...You want to be friends with the stoner worms.

[windeity]

I never said I wanted to be friends with them. It is just for observational purposes.

[parodeity]

Ok. So you're anti-worm friendship?

[windeity]

I try not to be friends with things that drug us, don't you?

[parodeity]

Ok literally neither of us can really pull the "I try not to be friends with people who hurt us" card, bro, we both know we talked to Terezi and Vriska.

[windeity]

That was different because we didn't know how insane troll girls actually are. The space worms are probably more harmless.

[parodeity]

I mean, I kind of knew?

[windeity]

Okay, well, I did not think Vriska was really that bad until I met her in person. Is that better?

[parodeity]

I mean, it is maybe better on your side and worse on mine?

[windeity]

Worse in what way, exactly?

[parodeity]

Yeah I 100% knew they were crazy as shit even while we worked with them?

[ LIKE. NO ILLUSIONS. ]

[windeity]

Okay but...didn't we have to sort of eventually work with them anyway? I think that might be a little more forgivable.

[parodeity]

I mean, yes, we did. It was always gonna occur no matter what, and if it did not, the timeline wouldn't work - anyway, maybe we should just leave it at troll girls are crazy. Rose is perhaps the only human bein' who can handle datin' one.

[windeity]

Troll girls are definitely crazy and at least if Kanaya ever shows up here she will be on the less crazy end of things. [But okay.] Speaking of Rose, let's go find her and see what she can do about this thing.

[parodeity]

Sure. If nothin' else, we can all take turns makin' up dialogue.

[ AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST! and another one gone, and another one gone, ]