[At least, it hadn't bisected or otherwise dissected any of the crabs he'd been trying to transport earlier, and that experiment had been a lot more haphazard. Okay, that's not strictly true, since haphazard is just about all he's doing right now, where he doesn't know what the hell is happening but everything is still seafood's fault.
He's going to have trouble not side-eyeing seafood after this. Anyway.
He still doesn't move, though, dutifully holding his weird pose and twitching a little as the itches multiply. Also now he kind of wants to sneeze, but that's probably an even worse idea--]
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[At least, it hadn't bisected or otherwise dissected any of the crabs he'd been trying to transport earlier, and that experiment had been a lot more haphazard. Okay, that's not strictly true, since haphazard is just about all he's doing right now, where he doesn't know what the hell is happening but everything is still seafood's fault.
He's going to have trouble not side-eyeing seafood after this. Anyway.
He still doesn't move, though, dutifully holding his weird pose and twitching a little as the itches multiply. Also now he kind of wants to sneeze, but that's probably an even worse idea--]
--Waffles? Waffles sound normal.
[Everyone keeps waffles in the fridge, right?]