[This is some great first impression that he's going to be appropriately embarrassed about the morning after -- but at least it isn't crab meat. That was kind of worse, because flying rogue appliances may have been involved.

Still doesn't beat his first day (or night) at Fenrir, but it comes surprisingly close.]

If something attacks, I'll just... [he waves a hand, presumably to demonstrate something, but nothing happens; he looks briefly puzzled but doesn't stop waving at nothing] I'll think of something. I'll be awake.

[That's what they all say. He perks up a little bit, though, as though saying he isn't half-asleep will make it so.]

Because a lot did happen.