[It's actually quite terrible and is 400 pages, possibly part one out of a seven book series, and doesn't have any horses. However, there's a lion who poses a lot and a shark.]
Don't be an idiot. If I knew that then I wouldn't be talking to you and letting you use my hand as a lamp, would I? I'd be trying whatever it was I had in mind.
Which brings up the question of what power you were given. [...you know, he has to go there.] ...please tell me it wasn't boar charming.
[Look. It's mainly a sarcastic joke, just sarcasm for the sake of sarcasm, commentary on the fact that abilities include 'summon fridge' and 'turn hand into lamp,' but, you know, considering how Dirk's been all "Oh, there's a nature documentary nbd nbd" the thought did occur to him. It's like...70% sarcastic joke, 30% you know, I wouldn't be surprised, my guy.]
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Don't be an idiot. If I knew that then I wouldn't be talking to you and letting you use my hand as a lamp, would I? I'd be trying whatever it was I had in mind.
Which brings up the question of what power you were given. [...you know, he has to go there.] ...please tell me it wasn't boar charming.
[Look. It's mainly a sarcastic joke, just sarcasm for the sake of sarcasm, commentary on the fact that abilities include 'summon fridge' and 'turn hand into lamp,' but, you know, considering how Dirk's been all "Oh, there's a nature documentary nbd nbd" the thought did occur to him. It's like...70% sarcastic joke, 30% you know, I wouldn't be surprised, my guy.]