I think... my life has been pretty weird actually. Definitely weirder than that. And not as fun as talking mice, either. [He tries to think how to put it in a way that isn't completely stupid.] Um, let's see now... I suppose... I grew up alone on an island full of monsters? And then I guess the apocalypse sure did happen. But my friends and I survived it through some bullshit, I don't really get what happened there. You'd have to ask Dirk for a clear explanation. And then we lived on different planets after that. We were kind of supposed to fix it, eventually? The whole 'world ending' business, I mean. But we mostly twiddled our thumbs and fought giant freakin' hard skeletons and a lot of really stupid stuff happened— [He is only capable of making it sound certain levels of not stupid before he gives up.] —and then we died because we're rather bad at, uh, everything.
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[But she asked a terrible question, so.]
I think... my life has been pretty weird actually. Definitely weirder than that. And not as fun as talking mice, either. [He tries to think how to put it in a way that isn't completely stupid.] Um, let's see now... I suppose... I grew up alone on an island full of monsters? And then I guess the apocalypse sure did happen. But my friends and I survived it through some bullshit, I don't really get what happened there. You'd have to ask Dirk for a clear explanation. And then we lived on different planets after that. We were kind of supposed to fix it, eventually? The whole 'world ending' business, I mean. But we mostly twiddled our thumbs and fought giant freakin' hard skeletons and a lot of really stupid stuff happened— [He is only capable of making it sound certain levels of not stupid before he gives up.] —and then we died because we're rather bad at, uh, everything.