Just because magic doesn't make sense doesn't mean I'm an idiot.

[He may be entirely out of his element in every single way possible, but he's still not going to take that lying down!!

... Just sitting down, I guess. I mean, he does think momentarily about getting up just to put his hands on his hips and emphasize his point, but he should also probably listen to practicality this once. That, and he's likely to step on one of the multitudes of corn still rolling around; they're basically having a non-standoff in a corn field at this point.]