[Ha ha. Knights. Nope, it's a destroyer and not a protector here. Blah blah Dirk's self-loathing moving on.]

Something like that. There was a fight I was supposed to finish, and the sword is what I was supposed to use. [And then he failed, and now he's here. HA HA LIFE IS GREAT let's move the fuck on.]

Forgive me on blankin' out here. Smalltalk isn't exactly a skill that I developed.