[Come for the food, stay because your butt is magically glued to the seat. Well, at least one-on-one was better than that whole three-pronged thing they were doing before. ...Red just wished he could have had a minute to adjust his tail before his posterior was fixed in place.
Oh, and that they'd stop bringing up that whole 'mate' thing. Because if he picked up anything from glance around the room, he wasn't the only one who was left irritated and uncomfortable from it. But at least that meant he wouldn't be paired off with someone going into this trying to actually find one... right?]
Gotta be honest, I'm just here to eat somethin' other than kelp.
[...but as long as they were sitting around, maybe he could make things a bit less awkward by asking the important questions.]
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Oh, and that they'd stop bringing up that whole 'mate' thing. Because if he picked up anything from glance around the room, he wasn't the only one who was left irritated and uncomfortable from it. But at least that meant he wouldn't be paired off with someone going into this trying to actually find one... right?]
Gotta be honest, I'm just here to eat somethin' other than kelp.
[...but as long as they were sitting around, maybe he could make things a bit less awkward by asking the important questions.]
...Magic or tech?