[ jude can practically feel the seething rage from across the table. it's... a little jarring, to put it lightly. ]

It is a pertinent question, but unfortunately, I... do not.

[ jude sighs. ]

We could spend fifteen minutes plotting a way out and likely failing, or we could just introduce ourselves and agree to play along. It doesn't have to be a real date. I've never even been on a real date.