No. I'm the goddamned family wet blanket. I'm the no fun allowed police. I am psychologically incapable of processing as benign and pleasant a situation as the World Serpent incisively picking apart my self-hatred to call me a nice dude who needs to have fun. This is why I'm the only dude who can never get high at a party.

[Somehow, all of those things work together as they are muttered into his hands. Somehow.]