You answer my questions, but you keep changing the topic back to me! It helps to talk about me, but you act like you don't want to talk about yourself much. That makes me think you extra need to do something fun. The only thing I can tell you like is swords.

[Dirk wasn't wrong about Geir's ability to think critically. a lot of lies are just misdirection, and while Geir knows he isn't the most acute and can be tricked easily by a clever enough liar, he can at least watch peoples' reactions and recognize patterns. Dirk doesn't seem comfortable with his joyless, existentially doubtful life. which makes sense, honestly.]

Also, you're pretty nice. I can tell that too! I'm glad I met you.

[blunt as always.]