[look. look. people are dying but looking uncool can't make it worse, and looking cool might make it better. there are no losers here, right?

Geir THROWS A GIANT FISH AT ANOTHER GIANT FISH. they gape stupidly, gasping, as one of them bounces off of the other. there will never be a better time for some slick operator to rush in and just slice the shit out of both of them in one fell swoop. Geir bellows in excitement.]

Get'em!