The shades don't need upgrades. They are an act of perfection, a bona fide holy matrimony of technology and pointy shapes. Shades don't get better than this.

[Okay, that was Strider bullshit, but the more honest statement is,]

I was thinking about making something. For Dave.

[That came out way less smooth than the Strider bravado. In fact, it may even be slightly nervous?]