( Hi roomie!! Not that Elise knows, but oh well. Her first experience with Celica is stopping dead in her tracks as she watches her take out that big sword -- 95% on guard, 5% slightly attracted. The larger of the percentages melts away, though, as she watches this...cosplayer...either stay really committed to this character, or they literally don't know how to use a god damn vending machine. )

The trick is you need to put money in it. ( She slides over, examining her efforts. ) Well, there are other ways...your sword would probably do okay, actually, if you want to go the criminal route.