[A] [Jake is going to fidget with the pocket of his hoodie the whole time, so.]
Um, I'm Jake English. I'm from Hellmurder Island, which I... guess is in the Pacific Ocean somewhere! Though I'm certain the volcano blew it to smithereens, which is... fine, I guess...
[Except it means his grandma's ashes definitely did not make it. God, he should have grabbed those, but so much was happening and— Right no not the time for that. Okay.]
Umm... [What else was there? Oh, right, magic. Uh.] I don't really know what my powers from home do very well aside from explode and make things real but around these parts, I can increase the probability of something?
[Was that it? Wait, no, other facts about himself. Fuck.]
Oh, um... why don't you tell me another thing about yourself instead?
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[Jake is going to fidget with the pocket of his hoodie the whole time, so.]
Um, I'm Jake English. I'm from Hellmurder Island, which I... guess is in the Pacific Ocean somewhere! Though I'm certain the volcano blew it to smithereens, which is... fine, I guess...
[Except it means his grandma's ashes definitely did not make it. God, he should have grabbed those, but so much was happening and— Right no not the time for that. Okay.]
Umm... [What else was there? Oh, right, magic. Uh.] I don't really know what my powers from home do very well aside from explode and make things real but around these parts, I can increase the probability of something?
[Was that it? Wait, no, other facts about himself. Fuck.]
Oh, um... why don't you tell me another thing about yourself instead?