[ THIS IS STUPID. dave doesn't make any move to actually go in the water, but he's frowning with his brows furrowed, standing at the edge of the beach where the water just barely starts to touch his shoes. ]

So, like...if you swam out there, is it possible to just swim right the fuck into space? Is the water spillin' off? Or is it like an invisible cup?

[ again: he shows no signs of waning to swim out and see but What The Actual Fuck. also by this time he probably actually got persuaded to confess to a snakebite and dealing with it somehow. idiot. ]

This absurdist landscape makes me feel right at home I guess but dude. Do you get slingshotted back if you swim out, too? That sounds like a good way to drown, if so.