[What if he just nudges Dave in the ribs? Shut uppp. But at the same time like. He's right. John's not on the up and up about a lot of this kind of stuff so instead Dirk gets a very curious and also mildly confused look.]

That seems like a lot of effort and also not exactly a thing that is easy to accomplish. [Why would that be a thing, what the fuck.] And I forgot that they have a weird thing about buckets, okay? That was an accident. [Huff.] I didn't think about plants though. You think maybe the reeds would work in that case?