[Robin doesn't answer immediately, mulling her words in his head. After that long silence, he sighs heavily, crossing his arms.]

My cloak got stuck on the branch of a tree. I didn't notice until after I'd already clotheslined myself. Fell off the damn branch and dangled there for a few seconds before falling out of the cloak and landing on my ass.

[No one was around to see it, but it was still embarrassing. The most embarrassing, even, if only because he doesn't have any ripped-clothes style wardrobe malfunctions to recount.]