[He didn't even Try. Dirk's kind of neutral on it. He has naturally mixed feelings, regarding how much he doesn't want to go back to....
Well, back to what they are unknowingly swimming into.]
Sure. The best thing about that idea is how it in no way will ever come back to bite us in the ass ever.
[Time to swim towards glitches!]
[You swim EAST. The further you go, the darker the WATER becomes, until it seems to be black as NIGHT. The further you go, the more the ruins break off from the ground and seem to float. Indeed, the further you go, the less and less convinced you are that there is any GROUND to speak of. The water has turned darker, and also strangely NOT WET.
You start getting a WEIRD FEELING. It's the weird feeling of kind of GLITCHING OUT. That is definitely a real feeling, and probably a HUMAN EMOTION while we're at it, and you are experiencing it with increasing frequency and duration.]
Wow. Irony called, and it fucking wants its drama back. It wouldn't even go on hold. We are experiencing a direct line to its semantic distances with no way to cut the wire.
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Well, back to what they are unknowingly swimming into.]
Sure. The best thing about that idea is how it in no way will ever come back to bite us in the ass ever.
[Time to swim towards glitches!]
[You swim EAST. The further you go, the darker the WATER becomes, until it seems to be black as NIGHT. The further you go, the more the ruins break off from the ground and seem to float. Indeed, the further you go, the less and less convinced you are that there is any GROUND to speak of. The water has turned darker, and also strangely NOT WET.
You start getting a WEIRD FEELING. It's the weird feeling of kind of GLITCHING OUT. That is definitely a real feeling, and probably a HUMAN EMOTION while we're at it, and you are experiencing it with increasing frequency and duration.]
Wow. Irony called, and it fucking wants its drama back. It wouldn't even go on hold. We are experiencing a direct line to its semantic distances with no way to cut the wire.
This is something we need to leave.
[spoilers: he can't until we let him]