Yeah, this is just a kind of fucked up time in my life.

[Dirk takes the shades and puts them back on.]

I mean that in a really literal sense. It's a period that is physically screwed. The fabric of space-time itself was boned super hard. It's giving its partner a serious lecture on bedroom safety and respecting one another's boundaries. It did not agree to that kind of Christian Grey bullshit and they are going to have a conversation about it or this relationship is over. Space-time isn't going to stand for this. Space-time has goddamned self-respect.

[a beat]

Yeah. That's all the glitching.