[Okay, if the prickling unease didn't set him off, some douchebag calling him a 'charming young man' does. Who even says that? To him? He isn't a charming young man. He cultivated an image of the opposite of that. Which was maybe stupid, since there was no one around to not be charming at, but the point is that the dude is creepy as fuck and that 'where he belongs' is like top tier creepy fucker dialogue.]

Cool story, bro. Protip: you fuckin' can't. Not unless you're the inter-dimensional space witch, in which case I've gotta say, step down on the looks department.